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Troll physics
This is how portaloos work. That blue liquid is urine and blended bum-nuggets.
Haha that’s silly, even I don’t belie.. hey where’d you go?
This checks out. The reason cars can’t go light speed is because they have lights on the front. Newtone’s law
problemo?
This one hurt my brain goo. Then I tried it on a friend (He works in the Greek government. Ooohh snap)
Well, damn. I didn’t even think of that.
I tried this and it works guys.
It’s true. The reason it works is because it’s science.
That whole situation at Bill and Fleur’s wedding could have been solved, or even avoided. Come on, Hermione, aren’t you supposed to be a genius?
Oh god there’s so many he who must not be namedses, and oh god the smell. Will someone light a match? Jesus does this guy have no nose? Wash yourself you snake bastard.
